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Aristasians referred to videos as "kinnies," being short for "kinema." This was pronounced with the k sound rather than a c sound like in "cinema." As you'll see, they produced a variety of material over the years, ranging from creepy tabloid news interviews in the 1990s to illustrated spiritual sermons in the late 2000s. I wanted to collect these here as best I can, given that they can be hard to find on YouTube.

The playlist (which you can visit directly on YouTube here) will hopefully be updated when and if I find more material archived. It is, sadly, thus far in no particular order, though I hope to apply some sort of organization to it in the future to make it easier to navigate. Another thing - back in the day, YouTube didn't allow large uploads, so some of these are split into several parts.

This playlist is, quite essentially, a trip backwards in time. It starts with the most recent of those videos I’ve collected, and moves chronologically in reverse.

While none of these videos (being on YouTube and all) contain anything pornographic or gory outright, “A Weekend at Miss Martindale’s” includes scenes of physical punishment, mostly carried out by the titular character, Martindale herself.

There are other, related videos featuring her that aren’t included here because they barely mention Aristasia (only caning). If you want to see those, the YouTube search function works, I guess. I’m squicked a bit by it, sorry.

The playlist as it currently stands as of December 16th, 2023:

  1. A video with audio imagining Queen Myrine of the Amazons, part of the Aristasian legendarium, so to speak, addressing her troops prior to battle, set with still images.
  2. A video rescued (by me) from the crevices of the web featuring scenes of Aristasians spending time together at the Aristasian Embassy in Virtualia (Second Life).
  3. Video showing (an early incarnation of) the Aristasian Embassy in Second Life, meant to test the audio and filming features of the program itself. Shows a blonde maiden with angel wings.
  4. Two winged blondes dance in an Aristasian part of Second Life, wearing gorgeous virtual clothing and hairstyles. Dancing with other people by using dance pose balls with music and such, was always such fun in Second Life.
  5. A music video created by the Aristasians, using a song from an anime called Maria-sama ga Miteru. The song is called “Maria-sama no kokoro,” and it is, of course, a hymn to the Catholic Mary, but is here syncretized with Aristasian Déanism.
  6. An illustrated sermon on the general underpinnings of the Déanic faith, produced by Aristasia as a group and posted by them originally. This is part one.
  7. Part two of the same.
  8. Part three of that.
  9. A Channel 4 documentary from 1996 focusing of “Marianne Martindale, disciplinarian” who lives within Aristasia, and invites several girls to spend the weekend with her. Rather nothing but contrived spanking scenes.
  10. Part two of that.
  11. Part three of that.
  12. Some sort of talk show host named Toyah Wilcox interviewed Miss Martindale when she was acting as the public face of Aristasian. A lot of attempts to justify the physical punishment as nurturing and “providing comfort” or whatever.
  13. To promote their brief enterprise of producing vintage reproduction stockings, Miss Martindale did this television appearance or interview. New Lady nylon stockings was designed to support and promote Aristasia, of course.
  14. A short clip of Miss Martindale and some other Aristasians promoting New Lady nylon stockings by burning a pair of tights (hose to us Americans) in Piccadilly square, in a sort of twist on the idea of a bra-burning.
  15. The Late Late Show, in 1988, did a short feature on the “Victorian Romantics of Burtonport,” who inhabited County Donegal, Ireland and lived as if they were in the Victorian era, allegedly. This is an Aristasian precursor group known as the Silver Sisterhood.
  16. A video by RoseTintedSpectrum giving a retrospective summary of St. Bride's and their work as game developers, a topic I haven't really touched on yet. The video itself takes a rather dramatic, clickbait-y tone, so make of that what you will. I don't know much about text games.
  17. In September of 1982, the Silver Sisterhood moved to Burtonport. This short video discusses their all-female commune there roughly a year later. In this video, like the earlier one, the broadcaster takes their word for a lot of things he probably should’ve checked into.
  18. The Silver Sisterhood in their own words, mostly. Here also referred to as Rhennes, the name of an earlier precursor group. From November of 1982, scarcely two months after they arrived in Burtonport.
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